The Ugly Duckling

by Rosemarie and Robert C. Gerould

Synopsis

In this version of this traditional story, the ugly duckling, Ralph, has a mother, two siblings who pick on him, and a mean cat, named Muffy, who drives him into the forest. While wandering in the forest he is befriended by an old cat, Eartha, a hen, Henrietta, and a wise old frog named Phenius who tries to teach Ralph how to catch flies with chopsticks. Following the traditional story (somewhat) Ralph returns home in triumph having landed a role in a ballet by Tchaikovsky.

Cast

The Narrator - Stage Manager or Light Booth

Mother Duck - A Good Parent

BD - Short for 'Brother Duck', one of the siblings

Sis - Sister Duck, the other sibling

Ralph - The Ugly Duckling

Muffy - The Mean Cat

Dr. Quentin Drake - A Physician

Eartha Catt - A Country Cat, Very Earthy

Henrietta Hen - A Fussbudget

Phenius Phrog - A Philosopher

9 characters (6 with doubling) 5f, 4m
Snippet

Drake: Oh my goodness! Have you had this problem long, sonny? Quack!

Ralph: Not too long, sir. I was just hatched today. Honk!

Drake: (startled by the "honk") Honk? This is more serious than I thought. Quack.

Mom: What is it doctor? Quack!

Drake: A Mercedes. Quack!

Mom: A Mercedes? Quack!

Drake: Yes. When I first saw your son, I thought we were dealing with a Lincoln Mark Four. But after I heard him speak, it's very definitely a Mercedes. Quack!

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